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		<title>something&#8217;s in the air</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2008/02/19/somethings-in-the-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[so for the last week or two i&#8217;ve been having some rough mornings. waking up all stuffy and sneezy and seemingly under the weather. this can only mean one thing: it&#8217;s almost spring and my allergies are starting to kick in. although i&#8217;m really excited about the prospect of warm sunshine and half-dressed women, i&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so for the last week or two i&#8217;ve been having some rough mornings.  waking up all stuffy and sneezy and seemingly under the weather.</p>
<p>this can only mean one thing:  it&#8217;s almost spring and my allergies are starting to kick in.  although i&#8217;m really excited about the prospect of warm sunshine and half-dressed women, i&#8217;m really dreading being miserable for a couple hours every morning when i wake up.</p>
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		<title>waiting&#8230;  :(</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2008/02/11/waiting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[7 days and counting&#8230; i need my macbook! fuck.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>7 days and counting&#8230;  i need my macbook!  fuck.</p>
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		<title>fuck apple</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/11/24/fuck-apple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[so i heard back finally from the bastards at apple. they pretty much told me to fuck off, in the most polite manner possible. pricks. so thanks apple for not backing up your loyal customers. oh, and my ipod just broke too, just shy of its third birthday. something makes me want to never buy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so i heard back finally from the bastards at apple.  they pretty much told me to fuck off, in the most polite manner possible.  pricks.  so thanks apple for not backing up your loyal customers.  oh, and my ipod just broke too, just shy of its third birthday.</p>
<p>something makes me want to never buy your crap again.  but god damn it.  the next iphone will be really sweet.  and i think i&#8217;ll have to have it.  bastards.  i hate you.</p>
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		<title>business cards</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/10/20/business-cards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[note to self: make some freaking business cards! i was caught with my hands down my pants in berlin. if only i had cards with me. i&#8217;m an idiot :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>note to self:  make some freaking business cards!  i was caught with my hands down my pants in berlin.  if only i had cards with me.  i&#8217;m an idiot :)</p>
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		<title>video games</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/10/07/video-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i am just really bad at some video games :( if it&#8217;s not fifa, pes, a puzzle game or any first person shooter, i suck at it!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i am just really bad at some video games :(  if it&#8217;s not fifa, pes, a puzzle game or any first person shooter, i suck at it!</p>
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		<title>wordbook!</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/08/28/wordbook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[so i installed the wordbook plugin on the site, so anything i post on here will show up on my facebook page and update my friends via the news feeds. neat.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so i installed the wordbook plugin on the site, so anything i post on here will show up on my facebook page and update my friends via the news feeds.  neat.</p>
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		<title>site makeover?</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/07/17/site-makeover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[should i dick with the look of the site? ehh.. it&#8217;s been looking like this for a while now&#8230; i dunno. i seem to have a bit of free time now with being on break and all. maybe something darker. i dunno.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>should i dick with the look of the site?  ehh.. it&#8217;s been looking like this for a while now&#8230; i dunno. i seem to have a bit of free time now with being on break and all. maybe something darker. i dunno.</p>
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		<title>sushi!</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/03/31/sushi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i need someone that likes sushi to go to hiro with me :) kthx.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i need someone that likes sushi to go to hiro with me :)  kthx.
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		<title>cristiano, boo</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/03/20/cristiano-boo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i hate cristiano ronaldo. i just want to make that as clear as possible! i realize he has skill, but he&#8217;s just such a pompous ass and crybaby, it makes me despise him so much more. not tomention he plays for man united. wankers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i hate cristiano ronaldo.  i just want to make that as clear as possible!  i realize he has skill, but he&#8217;s just such a pompous ass and crybaby, it makes me despise him so much more.  not tomention he plays for man united.  wankers.
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		<title>ronaldo&#8217;s not finished, yet&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.criticaldistance.net/2007/02/03/ronaldos-not-finished-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 19:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[in a not so stunning follow up, our favorite brazilian ronaldo is making the move to ac milan for 7.5 million euros. not quite up to par with the 250 million deal beckham got moving to the us. god americans are fuckin suckers! article here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in a not so stunning follow up, our favorite brazilian ronaldo is making the move to ac milan for 7.5 million euros.  not quite up to par with the 250 million deal beckham got moving to the us.  god americans are fuckin suckers!  article <a href="http://www.canada.com/topics/sports/story.html?id=fe6f9da0-4b77-4494-9f63-b4b003458a57&#038;k=86058" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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