so i’m visiting my uncle in germany… love it here.

my little cousin is freaking adorable, and i love her to death but she just will not leave me alone. she gets all up in my face (literally) until i’m forced to acknowledge her. it is driving me insane. i can’t sit and work for 5 whole seconds without her sticking her cute little face inbetween mine and my laptop. and if i have anything to say about, she kicks my ass cause she’s a purple belt in tae kwon do, and she’s only 8.

i really have no patience for children and i’m old enough to be her daddy. gawd, i am so not ready to be a parent. i don’t know if i ever will be.